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[SIRENS WAILING]
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OCTAVIUS:
It's not that kind of suit, Mr. O'Hirn.
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You will never be able to remove it.
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But it's tough, right, Doc?
Indeed.
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But your skin
will fuse to the armor.
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A thick, titanium resin armor.
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A permanent change.
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Is it me, or is your boy
trying to talk my boy out of this?
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Look, O'Hirn. You'll be tough.
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Tough enough to bring down
you-know-who.
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Then what's the holdup?
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[♪♪♪]
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[O'HIRN SCREAMING]
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NORMAN:
Let it finish, Otto.
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You owe me a success.
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No more flukes like the Sandman.
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I need super-mercenaries
I can mass-produce.
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No matter how many thugs
we have to go through.
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Or how many doctors.
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[SCREAMING]
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What's with the jungle look?
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The animal kingdom
offers many useful ideas.
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That armor is a part of him now,
a thick, impenetrable hide.
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The extras up top there
provide offensive capabilities
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making him unstoppable.
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The good doctor has his quirks,
but this approaches competence.
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Your Mr. Lincoln will be pleased.
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Ixnay, we don't ever use the I word.
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Call him the Big Man.
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What's going on?
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HAMMERHEAD:
Mind your own business, O'Hirn.
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Right. My business.
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Better get to it, then.
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[♪♪♪]
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Because the Rhino
don't wanna keep Spider-Man waiting.
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[CAR ALARMS WAILING]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging from
The highest ledge ♪
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♪ He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪♪
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[♪♪♪]
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MAN:
Hit it, go.
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Help, police!
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Must be 2000 in here. Score.
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Yeah, and Spidey's too busy
popping big bads to worry about us.
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Ta-da! Say my name,
and I magically appear.
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Okay, you should
fasten your seat belt.
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And you should pull over.
Right, okay, yeah.
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No way.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Surf's up.
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[SPIDER-MAN CHEERS]
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[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
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So, uh, guess it's
fall formal time in Midtown.
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Pete ask you yet?
Pete says he isn't going.
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Tell you what. Let me be your date.
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I'll even dance.
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PETER:
Uh, you don't have to dance.
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Plus, if you say yes,
I promise to stop asking.
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Parker! I pay you
for front-page material.
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This stuff belongs back
with the funnies.
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PETER:
So you don't want them?
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Not the point. Here's the point.
Quit harassing my secretary
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and get me a Page 1
web-head blowout.
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Trust me, Mr. Jameson, when
Spidey goes into action, I'll be there.
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Listen, you insufferable whelp.
When your publisher...
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You! Benny! I said
corned beef, not pastrami.
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What? You wanna give me gas?
You're only four years older.
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When you're 70 and I'm 66,
I'll seem quite the catch.
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Ha, ha! All right,
I'll think about it.
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That's great.
You won't regret it.
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It's just a maybe.
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[♪♪♪]
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Whoo-hoo! I'm wearing her down.
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Ha, ha! Goodness, what's this?
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It's a great day.
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For starters, I sold more pics.
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Here's 90 percent to pay the bills.
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And 10 percent
for my new-camera fund.
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And that's not even the best news.
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I'm going to the formal,
Aunt May. I got a date.
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Almost for sure.
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That's wonderful, Peter.
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I had hoped
you'd change your mind.
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So I took in your uncle's tuxedo
to save you money on a rental.
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The corsage and car service
will be expensive enough.
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Ah. Car service?
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Oh, this'll barely pay for the corsage.
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Oh, what am I gonna do?
I can't ask Betty to take the bus.
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Betty? Who's Betty?
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Miss Brant.
I'm May Parker, Peter's aunt.
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Might I buy you a cup of coffee?
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Well, it's official.
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I'm going to the fall formal
with Glory Grant.
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I can top that, I'm almost definitely
going with Betty Brant. Ha, ha.
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Hey, Grant, Brant.
Our girls rhyme.
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Puny Parker's got a date? Right.
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You wouldn't know her, Flash.
She's 20 years old and hot.
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Come on, at least tell a good lie.
Bet you show up without any date.
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Or you don't show up at all.
I'll take that bet.
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Loser dresses as
a cheerleader for Halloween.
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You're on.
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[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
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Oh, look, my girl's texting me now.
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Having coffee with Aunt May.
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Um, how old did
you say your girl was?
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[LAUGHS]
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I gotta go.
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No one goes up to the Bugle
without a pass, sir.
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Make an exception.
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[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Hit 22, please.
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These don't work so good
on the little buttons.
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Actually, uh, 22's already pressed.
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So you going to the Bugle?
Heh-heh.
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Yeah, your name ain't Parker, is it?
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Heh-heh. No point
in paying the city prices
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when there's perfectly good
coffee here.
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Oh. I do appreciate
a sensible girl.
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[GROWLS]
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[ALL YELLING]
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Bring me Peter Parker!
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What does that awful man
want with my nephew?
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Shh! We'll ask Peter later.
RHINO: I ain't stupid.
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Peter Parker takes
all the web-creep's pictures.
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[♪♪♪]
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I've gotta hurry.
Before Aunt May destroys everything.
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Who do you think you are?
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Or what do you think you are?
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I'll give you 15 seconds to write me
a check for these damages or...
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[JAMESON GRUNTS]
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I mean, how may I be of service?
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Peter Parker.
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Now.
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JAMESON:
No, don't... Parker?
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Uh, Parker the photographer?
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Oh. Never met the guy.
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No address, either.
Only makes contact by e-mail.
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[GRUNTS]
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What a fine, brave man
to protect my nephew that way.
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I'm glad Peter's found
such good people to work with.
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But you're too old for him, dear.
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[BOTH GASP]
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[♪♪♪]
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[GROWLING]
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What do you think, I'm stupid?
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SPIDER-MAN:
Well, you are dressed stupid.
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[GRUNTS]
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Argh! Put me down.
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It's for your own safety,
picklepuss.
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What do you want with Parker?
You. Just you.
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And payback for all the times
you took me down.
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O'Hirn?
Not anymore.
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Call me Rhino.
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Hey, watch it,
glass doors are expensive.
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[GRUNTING]
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Your goop's useless now, creep.
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First Marko becomes Sandman, now
this? What's the Big Man's next move?
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Turning Flash Thompson
into the Belligerent Bug-Zapper?
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[GROWLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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If I can't stop this bruiser,
maybe 2 feet of concrete will.
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[GROWLING]
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No!
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Heh-heh. Thrill ride.
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Attention Rhino.
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Lay down flat in your crater.
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Keep your hands
where we can see them.
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You see them now?
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[♪♪♪]
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[RHINO GRUNTING]
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This one's mine, detective.
Hey, needle-nose.
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Party's over here.
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Ha, ha! You like being hunted, freak?
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Would you please
look who's talking?
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I may be a freak,
but I'm not a coward.
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Even the old O'Hirn
never ran away scared.
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SPIDER-MAN:
I'm scared all right.
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Scared some bystander
will get hurt.
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Gotta lure rawhide
someplace deserted.
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Hurry up, hippo.
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Whoa!
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Where do you find deserted
in a city of 8 million?
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Unh! Stupid truck.
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Made me lose Spider-creep.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[BOTH GASP]
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Ugh. That's gonna leave a mark.
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[GROANS]
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[RHINO GRUNTS]
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Unh! This always works
in the cartoons.
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Oh. Television so cannot
be trusted. Unh!
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Remember what I did
to them bowling balls?
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Wait, wait.
What?
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SPIDER-MAN:
Weight.
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[GROWLS]
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Where'd you go?
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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How's that for confident?
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He stops to satisfy
before smashing me.
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Unless it's not confidence.
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Okay, break's over.
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[♪♪♪]
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Ha! You missed.
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[RHINO GRUNTS]
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SPIDER-MAN:
Over here, moose.
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Let's play follow the leader.
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00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,532
Think you can hide
from me down there?
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Think again.
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SPIDER-MAN:
Whoo! Hot enough for you?
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Come on, you big lug,
let's go for a run.
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[GROWLING]
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[♪♪♪]
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[RHINO SCREAMING]
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[PANTING]
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SPIDER-MAN: Can't help
noticing you've stopped spouting off.
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What's the matter?
Mouth a little dry?
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[CAR ALARMS WAILING]
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SPIDER-MAN: And to think my mistake was
trying to crack open that hide of yours.
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Unh! Nothing can do that.
Big Man's guys told me.
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I'm impenetrable.
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SPIDER-MAN: Too true. And if
nothing can penetrate, you can't perspire.
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Your face is sweating
for your whole body.
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It's probably enough
under most conditions.
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But in a steam tunnel...
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Ugh. I gotta get out of here.
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[PANTING]
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Yeah, good luck with that.
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[♪♪♪]
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[GROANING]
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[PANTING]
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Come one, come all.
Before your very eyes,
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the world's largest
dehydrated turtle.
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I swear I'm gonna crush you.
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Promised Big Man I'd crush you.
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Crush you. Crush you. Crush you.
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00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,647
Are we losing it a bit, Alexander?
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00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,775
Only Mama calls me Alexander.
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You're not my mama.
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Not my mama. Mama.
253
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SPIDER-MAN: Yes, I think we are.
RHINO: Mama?
254
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Do I have to go to school?
255
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,540
So, Alexander, tell Mama:
256
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Who's the Big Man?
257
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:45,755
Ixnay, we don't ever use the B word.
258
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Call him Mr. Lincoln.
259
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[SPIDER-MAN SIGHS]
260
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You're gonna need a crane.
261
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,268
HAMMERHEAD:
I'm impressed.
262
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,521
Rhino's still underground.
263
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:06,609
And OsCorp's already got
the contract to build his prison cell.
264
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,654
After our success
containing Sandman
265
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whom else would the city call?
266
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:16,160
Meaning you get paid
coming and going. Sweet.
267
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,455
Very. But these midtown brawls...
268
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:22,333
People are beginning
to ask questions.
269
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,044
Best to let things cool off for a bit.
270
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:29,048
We cool off when
the Big Man says so, see?
271
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,261
Or do you want people to know
who created Freak 1 and Freak 2?
272
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:38,266
Please, there's nothing to trace them
back to OsCorp or myself.
273
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:42,270
Really? Tell that
to Dr. Octavius.
274
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,563
Hey, Dad, great news.
275
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,523
I got straight A's on my midterms.
276
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:50,111
I made varsity football, first-string. I
have a date to formal with the hottest...
277
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NORMAN: Harry, can't you
see I'm in a meeting? Get out.
278
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,784
Yes, sir. Sorry.
279
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:59,870
Didn't mean to interrupt.
280
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,250
JAMESON: That wall-crawler's
as bad as the Rhino.
281
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,668
I'll sue them blind.
282
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,753
Is it, uh, safe to come out yet?
283
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,631
Peter, were you here
this whole time?
284
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,218
It's okay. I was hiding.
I'm good at hiding.
285
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,138
I can also be very heroic, honest.
286
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,056
Could we talk for a minute?
287
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,892
About tonight, I can't go with you.
288
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,896
I'm too old for you,
and it's just too weird.
289
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,148
You think I'm weird?
290
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,735
Oh, no, you're not weird, Peter.
It's weird.
291
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,029
I'm sorry.
292
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:38,075
Oh, dear. How disappointing.
I imagine you need some time alone.
293
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I'll find my own way home.
294
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,954
PETER:
I gotta make something go right.
295
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,831
Uh, Mr. Foswell?
296
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,751
Do you know anything
about a Mr. Lincoln?
297
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:49,670
Our 16th President?
Not that Lincoln.
298
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:53,799
This one might also
go by the name Big Man?
299
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,469
Oh. You must mean
L. Thompson Lincoln.
300
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,679
Yeah, a rumor surfaces
every few years
301
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,765
that he's some kind of crime lord
302
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,391
but, hey, I checked it out.
303
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,519
Lincoln looks a little odd,
but he's one of the good guys.
304
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,938
A true philanthropist.
Straight as they come.
305
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,692
Hey, if there is a Big Man out there,
his name's not Lincoln.
306
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,195
[GRUNTS]
307
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[JAMESON GROANS]
308
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I'm here to see Mr. Lincoln.
309
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,923
You should make an appointment.
310
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:36,258
But perhaps
we'll make an exception
311
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,052
for the hero of the day.
312
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,388
I am L. Thompson Lincoln.
313
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,098
Please, you're the Big Man.
314
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:45,226
In my life, I've been
called many names.
315
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:48,312
My favorite is Tombstone.
316
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,522
Back off.
317
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,358
I just took down the Rhino.
A pale guy in a suit doesn't s...
318
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,196
[GRUNTING]
319
00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:00,116
Don't move. Just listen.
320
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,327
And I'll teach you the facts of life.
321
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:10,459
The Big Man, whomever he might be,
has nothing against heroes.
322
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:13,754
No hero can thwart enough crime
to dent his income.
323
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,423
But you...
324
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,300
You frighten criminals
off the street entirely.
325
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,095
Except when you're off
battling the likes of the Rhino.
326
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:24,306
Then the Big Man's profitable
army of petty thugs
327
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:27,518
think themselves
beneath the Spider-Man's notice.
328
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:31,564
So as long as I keep fighting crime,
you'll keep making bigger and badder...
329
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,691
Now, you're learning.
330
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,735
But there is a way out.
331
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,820
Come work for me.
332
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:40,489
You can still save the world
like a good hero.
333
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,825
I'll even pay you.
334
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,953
All you have to remember is to
look the other way on occasion.
335
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,498
On any occasion I choose.
336
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:56,046
I can't ever look the other way again.
Let's finish this.
337
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,215
Ah. If you insist.
338
00:20:58,382 --> 00:20:59,717
[DOOR BUZZES]
339
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:03,262
TOMBSTONE: Officers, Spider-Man
has trespassed on my property,
340
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,265
assaulted my employees
and threatened my person.
341
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,476
Wait. You can't listen to him.
342
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,977
He's the bad guy. He's...
343
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,729
[MEN GRUNTING]
344
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,689
Freeze, Spider-Man. You're under...
345
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,316
[GROANS]
346
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,905
SPIDER-MAN: I never ran from
the cops before. I mean, this reeks.
347
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,406
I've won all the battles
348
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,742
and never came close
to winning the war.
349
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,286
But Tombstone
did make one mistake.
350
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,371
Now I know there is a war.
351
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,707
So bring it on.
352
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:37,129
MAY:
Oh, see? A perfect fit.
353
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,924
But what's the point?
354
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,718
Betty said no.
Gwen's not home.
355
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,678
I already lost the bet to Flash.
356
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,181
Showing up alone
would just make it worse.
357
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:49,975
Well then, isn't it lucky
that Anna Watson's niece,
358
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,812
that sweet Mary Jane,
is on her way over?
359
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,397
Miss Wonderful Personality? Ugh.
360
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,191
Is coming here?
361
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,443
Now?
There she is.
362
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,320
Oh, my, what a lovely dress.
363
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,239
Here, I bought her corsage.
364
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:04,949
Couldn't afford the limousine, but...
365
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,285
You planned this? Aunt May,
you're an evil mastermind.
366
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,703
[DOORBELL RINGS]
367
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,164
Just answer the door, dear.
368
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,585
Huh? Uh...
369
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:20,714
You mean,
you're Mary Jane Watson?
370
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,383
[CHUCKLES]
371
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:27,096
Face it, tiger.
You just hit the jackpot.
372
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,557
[♪♪♪]
373
00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,275
[♪♪♪]